You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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