Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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