We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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