I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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