when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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