i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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