Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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