U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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