Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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