We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Randomize
