u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
