i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
