We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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