how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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