I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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