Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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