Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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