Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she looked like the before picture.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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