i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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