That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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