Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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