it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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