Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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