Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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