dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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