I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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