best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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