Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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