So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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