Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
