Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
home. puking in laundry basket.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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