she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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