ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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