i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize