I heard we made out
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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