he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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