On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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