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I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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