I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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