the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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