Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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