His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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