She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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