I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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