I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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