Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I believe in your delicious
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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