he shaved USA in his pubs
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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