I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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