Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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