Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.