There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible