Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Found your dick twin last night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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