dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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