i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize
