Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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