Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Thank you for not boning my boss.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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