How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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